Hattie Jacques

as Self (Archive Footage)

as Miss Haggerd / Matron (archive footage) (uncredited)

as Matron / Miss Haggerd / Matron / Miss Soaper / Sophie Plummet / Floella (archive footage) (uncredited)

as (Archive footage)

as Self (archive material)

as Various Characters (archive footage)

as Security Official

as Miss Martha Hoggett

as Matron

as Floella

as Maid / Miss Molly Cobbles / Fiona Clodhopper / Madrigal Singer / Miss Harriet

as Beattie Plummer

as Sophie Plummet

as Nurse Rhubarb

as Miss Haggerd

as Lady Journalist

as Ginger Horton

as Choir Singer / Shopkeeper / Sister Hattie / Elizabeth Barrett / Bemused Passerby

as Mabel

as Miss Soaper, the Matron

as Mrs Bardell

as Lavinia, the Matron

as Woman with Rose

as Trinity Martinez

as Madame Arcati

as Peg Hawkins

as Dolly The Fortune Teller

as Josephine Gudgeon

as Miss Richards

as Sister

as Nanette Parry

as Miss Grimmet

as Agatha Potter

as Sergeant Laura Moon

as Fortune Teller

as woman in car

as Miss Dymphna Dobson

as Ada

as Matron

as Miss Grace Short

as Captain Clark

as Gretchen

as Woman in Sports Car with Dog (uncredited)

as Party Guest

as Chambermaid (uncredited)

as Rakiki

as Mrs. Patch

as Mrs. Albion

as Miss Quibble

as Mrs. Nupkins

as Mrs Jenks

as Mrs. Fezziwig

as Singer

as Alice

as Barmaid (uncredited)

as Daisy Delaware

as Singer at 'Three Cripples'

as Mrs Kenwick

as Queen Elizabeth I

as Hattie Sykes

as Madam Rosa

as Madame Legrainard

as Helen

as Madame Arcati

as Amorous Lady

as Amorous Lady