Hardee T. Lineham

as Harrison

as Voice of the Philosopher

as Father Duffel

as Principal Morris

as Detective Berkley

as Officer Gayle

as Accountant

as Watkins

as Nestor Tibbot (as Hardee Lineham)

as Maj. Thomas Cross

as Frank

as Hef

as Paul

as Edgar Carr

as Deputy #2

as William

as Bonnycastle

as Phoenix Lover (as Hardee Lineham)

as Bug

as Priest

as Mike Yanov

as Judge Reynolds

as Heinze

as Marcus

as Carey

as Lew Austiger

as Captain Tveitm

as Groundskeeper

as Martin Freeman

as Dieter Von Hoffman

as Robby Turner

as William "Bill" Timmons

as Geoffrey Lancer

as Harrison

as Bug