Graham Fellows

as Kev Maddams

as Self/John Shuttleworth

as John Shuttleworth (and various characters)

as Eric Sykes

as John Shuttleworth/Ken Worthington (voice)

as John Shuttleworth

as John Shuttleworth/Ken Worthington (voice)

as John Shuttleworth

as Bernie Lemon

as John Shuttleworth/Mary Shuttleworth /Ken Worthington

as Arnold (voice)

as John Shuttleworth

as Dispatch Manager

as Cipher

as John Shuttleworth

as Dr Persil

as Graham Redcar

as Sid Younger

as John Shuttleworth