E.J. Callahan

Actor 1992–2024 (32 year career)

6.9 avg rating

Highest Rated

Little Death

2024 · as Demented Old Man

10.0

Malcolm in the Middle

2000 · as Homeless Man

8.5

Friends

1994 · as Mr. Simon

8.4

Known For

Film

Changeling

Warden

Film

Yes Man

Farmer

Film

The Man Who Wasn't There

Customer

Film

MouseHunt

Historical Clerk

Film

The Kid

Principal

Film

Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story

Second Man at Talent Show

Film

Wild Wild West

Mr. Pinkerton

Film

Romy and Michele's High School Reunion

Mr Lish

Filmography

Acting (92)

Movies (26)

Little Death

as Demented Old Man

Magic Man

as Coroner

2:13

as Cemetary Owner

Yes Man

as Farmer

Changeling

as Warden

Shark Swarm

as Al Maynard

Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story

2007

as Second Man at Talent Show

The Dead One

as The Monsignor

Our House

as Max

Envy

as Bartender

Employee of the Month

2004

as Homeless Man

5.7

Love's Enduring Promise

2004

as Asa

6.8

The Man Who Wasn't There

as Customer

Bubble Boy

as Perris Townie

The Kid

as Principal

Dish Dogs

as Earl

More Dogs Than Bones

as Teller

Wild Wild West

as Mr. Pinkerton

Inspector Gadget

as Hot Dog Vendor

Tuvalu

as Inspektor

October 22

as Minister

MouseHunt

as Historical Clerk

Romy and Michele's High School Reunion

as Mr Lish

Runaway Car

as Lieutenant

Crime of the Century

as Jury Foreman

Congo

as DC-3 Pilot

Television (66)

Reboot

as Elderly Waiter

Truth Be Told

as Nurse Tony

Will & Grace

as Janitor

The Mick

as Colonel Pemberton

American Housewife

as Old Waiter Fred

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

as Racist Uncle

Superstore

as Older Man

The Grinder

as Fishing Guy #1

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

as Ernest Zumowski

Mom

as Maintenance Man

The Crazy Ones

as Janitor

Anger Management

as Sal

New Girl

as Old Man Driver

Happy Endings

as Mr. Olsen

Wilfred

as Mr. Helms

Good Luck Charlie

as Hal

Raising Hope

as Vandy

Community

as Old Prospector

NCIS: Los Angeles

as Old Man

The Middle

as Mr. Flurry

True Blood

as Luther

Pushing Daisies

as Jackson Lucas

Big Love

as Shop Teacher

Bones

as Farmer

Criminal Minds

as Landon

Weeds

as Mr. Norman

My Name Is Earl

as Uncle Charlie

Invasion

as Earl

Out of Practice

Phil of the Future

Medical Investigation

as Landlord

Cold Case

as Archie

Joan of Arcadia

as Hobby Store Clerk

Carnivàle

as Lean Man

Oliver Beene

I'm with Her

Coupling

as Mortician

Monk

as Al

The Funkhousers

The Guardian

as Joseph Lombardini

The Division

as Carl Roman

The Tick

as Station Manager

Off Centre

That's My Bush!

as Randle

CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

2000

as Plant Foreman

7.6

Malcolm in the Middle

as Homeless Man

Gilmore Girls

as Customer

Boston Public

as Willy

The District

as Frank / Techo Driver

Even Stevens

as Teacher

Angel

as Old Craps Man

Martial Law

as Man

Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction

1997

as Scary Guy (segment "Cup of Joe")

7.2

Veronica's Closet

1997

as John Mulligan

5.2

Mike Hammer, Private Eye

1997

6.5

3rd Rock from the Sun

1996

as Sid

7.5

Sabrina, the Teenage Witch

as Clerk #3

The Pretender

as Fisherman

Profiler

as Isaac

The Drew Carey Show

as Ed

Sliders

as Clown Burger Manager

Friends

as Mr. Simon

as Drunk

Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman

1993

as Snitch

6.9

Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman

as Mr. Perkins

Mad About You

as Celtic Fan