Devin Crittenden

as Chris

as Chance

as Ben

as Devin Wright

as Blond

as Michael Cera Look-A-Like

as Wasted Preppy Guy

as Richie Ellison

as Alan

as Swashbuckling Swan

as Tanner

as Anthony Hopkins

as Chad Heyman

as Mickey Steele / Clown

as Benny 'Rhino' Rheneiski