Clive Rosengren

as Clive Clooney

as Mayor

as Commanding Officer

as Cantwell

as Principal

as Jacob MacIntire

as Wisconsin Cop

as Ed Reynolds

as Morty (archive footage)

as Man in Pool Hall

as Doorman

as Deputy D.A. Hartman

as Desk Sergeant

as Bus Driver

as Man in Uniform

as Leonard Larson

as Doorman

as Mitch

as Policeman

as Mr. Zipper

as Bartender

as Mr. Clotworthy

as Morty (segment "None But the Lonely Heart")

as George O'Bannen

as Delivery Man

as Knight

as Doug Aducci