Chris Hoffman

as Derrick

as Married Man / Fred

as Bully Dog

as Steve

as Detective Kecker

as Dennis Hobbs

as The Wiseone / Surfer / Tango Dancer / Note (voice)

as Dancers (voice)

as Narrator (Voice)

as Line (Voice)

as Creepy Interrogator

as Shaun Devlin

as Hamish

as Matt

as Louis

as The Magic Line (voice)