Chris Handfield

as Arthur

as Officer Theo

as Paul Drexler

as Ron Van Hursten

as Officer MacAuley

as Mr. Jackson (segment "Kissing Drew")

as Mr. Jackson

as Steve / The College President

as DEA Agent

as VSN Anchor

as Head Surgeon

as Clay

as Runaway Evil

as Daly's Lawyer

as Diner #1

as BAE Test Pilot