Chris Elwood

as Simon Owl / Rex Stork (voice)

as Death Metal Wolf / Drill Sergeant Wolf / Squeal (voice)

as Rex Stork / Cricket / Reporter #3 (voice)

as Dorky Darren

as Steven

as Justin Hayward

as Bart

as Skydiving Instructor

as Henry Tidwell

as Doug Cupertino

as FBI Agent

as Marketing Executive

as Self

as Dustin

as Bruce

as Doug Smuckers

as Ralph

as Delivery Guy