Billy Parrott

as Terry

as Forest Ranger Billy

as Self

as Jason Carr

as Beat Cop

as Teacher

as Detective Gregg

as Waiter

as Security Guard (uncredited)

as TV Reporter #2

as Erik

as Male Nurse

as Hypodermic Man

as PFC Delroy

as Security Guard

as Det. Parrott's Partner

as Elf

as County Jailer

as Customer

as Adjutant (segment "The Pencil Holder")

as Army Buddy #2

as William Paul Soeder

as Owens

as Cardiac Sonographer

as U.S. Customs & Patrol Officer

as Uniformed Officer

as Cop #1

as Border Agent

as Senior Officer

as Police Officer #1

as EMT

as Donald Ryerson

as Vincent Gibbs

as Detective Reagan

as Watkins

as CIA tech

as Cop #1

as Cam Cop

as Meteorologist Lawrence

as Agent Plumber

as Junior Mountie

as William Paul Soeder

as Shane McKay