Billy Parrott

as Terry

as Forest Ranger Billy

as Self

as Jason Carr

as Beat Cop

as Teacher

as Detective Gregg

as Waiter

as Security Guard (uncredited)

as TV Reporter #2

as Erik

as PFC Delroy

as Male Nurse

as Hypodermic Man

as Security Guard

as Elf

as County Jailer

as Customer

as Adjutant (segment "The Pencil Holder")

as Army Buddy #2

as William Paul Soeder

as Owens

as Cardiac Sonographer

as U.S. Customs & Patrol Officer

as Cop #1

as Uniformed Officer

as Border Agent

as Senior Officer

as EMT

as Police Officer #1

as Donald Ryerson

as Vincent Gibbs

as Detective Reagan

as Watkins

as CIA tech

as Cop #1

as Cam Cop

as Meteorologist Lawrence

as Agent Plumber

as Junior Mountie

as William Paul Soeder

as Shane McKay