Alan Stanford

as Leonard (voice)

as Lion (voice)

as Narrator

as Self - From "Waiting for Godot" (archive footage)

as Pozzo

as Paladius

as Farmer Pilkington

as O'Connor

as Vice-Consul McCready

as Mr. Mazzawatti

as Principal

as MacDonald Earl of Dunbrea

as British Army Colonel

as Lord Birkenhead

as Charles Sprawley

as Voice of Oscar Wilde

as Bistro Manager

as Doctor Friedman

as Irwin Stone (voice)