Adam Baldwin

as Gen. Jeffrey Amherst

as Coach Allen

as Bob Orlinger

as Sam Barnes

as Self

as Self - Narrator (voice)

as Wilson (voice)

as Self

as Dr. Graham Barrett

as Mr. Clements

as Tommy

as Disgruntled Bodyguard

as Carl Herrod

as Superman / Clark Kent / Dark Superman (voice)

as Lenny

as Jesse Carter

as Self

as Self - Host

as Mike Rogo

as Jayne Cobb

as Dr. Viades

as Jeff Stenn

as Lance Bishop

as John Gacy, Sr.

as Det. Mark Winston

as Jay Forrest

as Chris Myers / Keyman

as Christopher Bannon

as Vinnie Krailes

as Chad Harmon

as Mel James

as Peter Clerkin

as Capt. Wilkins

as Jimmy, the bartender

as Captain Wagner

as Dr Jekyll / Mr Hyde

as Jeremy Butler

as Jack Ellway

as Major Mitchell

as Lee

as John Reed

as Don Mackey

as Captain West

as Burt Miller

as Finn's Father

as Thomas Hughes

as Tom McLaury

as Sgt. Hastings

as Tommy Wright

as Bobby

as Mitch

as Koja

as Mark Tullis Jr.

as Officer Black

as The King

as Alec Danz

as FBI Agent #1

as Stoney Ptak

as Garber

as Joey Rosselin

as Tate

as Carter

as Animal Mother

as Cleary

as Jeff Hannah

as Skip Jackson

as Ike Dimick

as Mickey South

as Randy Daniels

as Albert Hockenberry

as Bobo McKenzie

as Ricky Linderman

as Stillman

as Self

as Detective Brian McGregor

as Calvin Weber

as XO Mike Slattery

as Metamorpho / Rex Mason (voice)

as Parasite (voice)

as Breakdown (voice)

as Ethan Slaughter

as Colonel Michael Vance

as John Casey

as Chad Shelten

as Jamie Kenton

as Special Agent Danny Love

as DHS Agent Brett Dunbar

as Jonah Hex (voice)

as Michael Rainer

as De Soto

as Jayne Cobb

as Finn (voice)

as York (voice)

as Steven Harris

as Marcus Hamilton

as Fred Haise

as Colonel Dave Dixon

as Agent X (voice)

as Michael O'Ryan

as Col. Jack Riles

as Cmdr. Michael Rainer

as Major James Bowen

as Scott Cooper

as Knowle Rohrer

as Ralph Fiske

as Det. John Taylor

as Jayne Cobb