Wackoland

Padraic O'Shea

Protagonist

Blake Christensen

King's Butler, Stunt Double

Nick Oneil

Salesman

Jordan Ramshaw

Every Hugag Awareness Committee Member

Van Stewart

Walkman Dancer

Ben Polovnikoff

Seal Clubber

Dylan Demaski

Clipboard Guy

Logan Baxter

Referee

Jack Rankin

Opponent 1

Zak Stevens

Opponent 2

Angelo Tejeda

Teammate

Ethan Lander

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